Ok New Years, Lets Talk About that.

New years, everyone is getting ready to start there new diet and change old habits. Well, i dont understand it really, if you have a bad habit why do people decide to wait till new years to change it. I think a new year is something to be celebrated but for some reason to me it always seems like another day.

It seems the new year seems to be more hastle. You have to get used to writing a new date on all your school papers or checks.

As for my new year resolution, well i dont have one. I think maybe ill try to be a better student? but i had decided that long before new years eve. If you have any suggestions feel free to post them in the comment box, because i know i just have thousands of followers, yes that is sarcasm. Is it really sarcasm if you point out your own sarcasm? so really its just a false statement at that point.

I have to pee really bad, i decided 3 cups of coffee was a good idea. It wasnt.

I am starting to think no one really reads my blog thats why i havent been posting as much. I had an idea the other day to try to write a short story. Do i think i am a good writer? No. Do i think i am a good storyteller? Hardly. just thought it would be a fun idea, if you have thoughts about this leave them in the comment box.

So again, you can comment on my posts, or not, people dont read it so they probably wont even see this statement.

Happy New Year, I will be thinking of things.

hmmm, THOUGHT: My New Years Resolution is to work on my spelling errors.

SOLID!

Its a New Year, Whatever that means

First I would like to start off with a family trip i just took. It was a small one, but a decent amount of fun. We went to a indoor water park and i am going to start with the things i learned at this water park.

1. I really dont like deep country accents
2. Girls, you are 12, not eighteen cover up.
3. Small childs should not be left unattended.
4. Hot tubs are not meant for small childs.
5. The wave pool is for watching hundreds of small childs run into eachother. (very happy moment for me)

Childhood Bliss

This week i have not been really excited for Christmas at all, and up until about an hour ago i wasnt excited at all. I know i am not getting something, but for some reason i feel fine, i am looking forward to moving on with this day. For some reason the boy like wonder is in my head, maybe it is me reflecting on a lot of the fine times i had as a kid.

When you where a child Christmas was wonderful. You thought santa was real (well you probably would think rocks where real too at that age, but that is besides the  point). Santa was real and all was good. As a child i was even dumb enough to leave the reindeer baby carrots. What the hell is a reindeer going to do with a baby carrot? Have you ever tried feeding a horse? well its scary and something as small as a baby carrot just wont fill there gullet.

When you where a child you where aloud to be stupid because "you didnt know better" or "your to young to understand". Well my friends i want to go back to those times, understanding things just means you have to understand more things. Which sucks nips.

If i where a sea horse, i would blow bubbles with my nose.

If i saw a reindeer, i would probably kill.

Happy Hanukkah....i guess?

I Dont Understand

I really dont understand when Christmas became all about giving gifts. You know when i was a wee lad all i would get was just a nerf gun or a yo yo and i would be happy for days, weeks....even months. why did it all change? my parents would not stop asking me what i wanted for Christmas. As they asked me the more i realized i dont need anything. All i really want is my mommas homemade choco chip cookies and some chocolate fudge. And passing college would be a good present, but i dont think you can buy that at walmart.

The holidays are suppose to be fun, not stressful. I had to buy a gift for my special lady friend and i had no ideas, and i have been stressing about it because i want to get her something special of course. So i really hope she likes what i got her.

Stockings, possibley the greatest part of Christmas. Almost everyone i have talked to like stalkings. If you dont like stalkings then you probably like avatar, in which case means you are probably stupid.

Avatar = Not liking stockings
Star Wars > Avatar
Everything > Avatar

What if i get Avatar in my stocking?

BOOM!

CHESTNUTS

Has anyone actually roasted a chestnut over and open fire? Honestly that sounds dangerous to me. Not only does it sound dangerous, it actually sounds painful. I like to roast marshmellows, not chestnuts.

So  I am just chilling in my girl friends house, and BOOM! porn comes on. And her mom is in the room. It made me laugh.

Boredom Strikes

Do you ever feel like you are done with something but really you are only half way there?

My roomate hears me fart sometimes and he tells me that it doesnt sound like a fart, like i am faking my own fart. This makes me very self conscious like what are farts suppose to smell like?

Today at 730am i was taking my english final and around 8:15am one of my classmates walked in late. She told him he was to late and he was pissed and walked out. About fifteen seconds later he storms back in and says "why didnt you email me when the final is" and my teacher goes "that is not my resposibility!" he mumbled something to her, which was probably him talking back. So after he mumbles something, I swear she stood up and said "lets take this outside" while she was standing up saying this it looked like she was about to backhand him like she had her hand raised and everything. So they walked outside and i dont know what happened but my teacher came back in looking angry.

It was really funny, kind of distracting. Also my teacher gave me reeses cups which was a definite plus. Good day even if i had to get up at like 630am in the morning.

Q&A

Who made all these rules?
Arent rules made to be broken?
Why are men, men. and woman, woman?
What is up, what is down?
Where do babies come from?
Are boogers for picking?
Is nipple hair for plucking?
Are there any stupid questions?
Should you listen to your elders?
just because you are old does that make you a credible source?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

If you could help me answer any these questions that would be nice.

One sock, two sock, three sock....four

What I Did Last Night

Ok, so here is the thing. I could not sleep last night. So i decided to document everything i did from 1230 till 130 in the morning. Here we go.

12:30am laying on the floor, on facebook.

12:45 thinking about going to sleep, decide it i do not want to.

1:00am try to sleep.

1:01am try to get into sleep bag.

1:02am realize i am to hot.

1:05am try to making a good sleeping area.

1:06am try to get comfortable

1:15am find a bug on next to me!

1:16am extract bug from sleeping area

1:18am check sleeping area for bugs.

1:20am cant sleep for fear of more bugs.

1:21am devices a new plan to try to sleep.

1:23am smell of poop in the air, need to open the window.

1:24am decided i cannot open window.

1:25am no bugs, still scared, still smell poop, still cant crack window.

1:44am fall asleep.

Can't Sleep

since i cant sleep i decided i should make a blog post, because i am bored. And somewhere in my mind i think that blogging is actually a productive thing to do.

i feel bad because i dont follow other peoples blogs, but really i dont have the attentino span to read them, so i would just be in a way lying saying that i am following them when really i am not following them at all.

that is a weird way of putting it "following" like what the heck, as if the whole world became stalkers or something, i dont want to "follow" anyone. I mean I know they dont mean it litterally but it kind of sounds weird when you think about it. Like facebook is super weird, everyone facebook stalks, its weird, but what else can ya do?

why is everyone sleeping, i really dont understand. are they going to wake up at 8 o clock or something? what the heck can you do at 8 o clock in the morning, i mean its thanks giving sleep in till 2 and make other people get up and make food, then by the time you wake up the food will be read you will drink some coffee stuff your face take a nap then go party it up.

I know its not a bad thing but i kind of look at it as one, i cant lie. I can never lie, yeah of course i have lied and not told the truth but when it comes down to it, i really am mostly honest. i just cannot do it, if people really want to know the truth i am going to tell them. It just makes sense. Although i think our country is kind of built on lies. Like Global warming, its all just a lie to get consumers to try to by eco friendly goods for there household. Which is stupid and selfish, people should want to recycle because they know its good for the environment just because Al Gore tells them to.

NyQuil 

Philosophy Time

Ok, so recently i have come up with a theory, there is nothing i want more to just float. And i am not talking about in the ocean or something like that, i am talking about just going up chillin' on a cloud and just floating, just floating. You may think wow that is really boring, but no, no it is not, i dont want to think about anything i dont want to worry about anything i just want to float  and not have to worry about it.

ok my next blog is going to be about how much i hate snuggies, so be ready.

"float like a butterfly..."

Been Awhile

Its has been awhile since i have made a post. My life feels really confusing, but is it that confusing? I cannot wait for the holidays, they are the most magical time of the year. But, the holiday blog will be coming soon, just not yet.

I was showering the other morning, and somehow a fly landed inside the shower. He didnt harass me like most flies he just chilled in there. I decided his name shall be simmon (i really like that name). So the next day another fly landed into the shower, along with simmon and i named him jefferey. so  there was one more and his name was gilbert. They where my three little friends, everytime i was in the bathroom they where there to chillin. Till one day, simmon, was found in the toilet. I didnt know what to do, the toilet was filled with urine and there was no way to revive him.

I thought the best way to honor him, was to pee on him and flush him away!

Goodbye Simmon! you shall be missed

*tear

Don't Get It

I dont really understand people, you would think since i am a person i would understand them. But the thing is i really just dont.

One Love

Bunk Beds, More Like Junk Beds

I do not like bunk beds
I do not like bunks beds

I would not like them here or there,
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

I would not, could not like them in a car.

I would not like them in a tree, not in a car
Just let me be!

I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car!
Let me be!

I would not, could not, like them in the dark.

I would not, could not, like them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them cant you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there,
I will not like them anywhere.

I would not, could not, like them with a goat
I would not, could not, like them with a boat


I would not, could not, like them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
You let me be.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there,
I will not like them ANYWHERE!

If you let me be, I will try them, You will see.

Say!, I like bunk beds.
I do! I like them.
And I would like them with a boat.
And I would like them with a goat.

I would like them in the rain
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will like them in a box.
And I will like them with a fox
And I will like them in a house.
And I will like them with a mouse.
And I will like them here or there
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

Green Eggs and Ham (Remix)
Dr. Seuss

A Squeezer in the Breezer

What is a squeezer in the breezer? Well i shall tell you, it is a fart committed while walking. Farting while walking can be a very dangerous task i shall outline a list of pros and cons for you, these are all things i have experienced first hand.

Pros:
1. if you do it while walking no one is quite sure who farted.
2. The smell will disperse quickly, and if you have a fast pace you may not even get a wiff
3. If there is a lot of hustle and bustle, you can let it rip.

Cons:
1. If you are in a group, people may be quick to blame you
2. If it is loud you risk the chance of someone hearing.
3. Say it is not windy that day and you lay one out, it may stick to you and follow you.
4. Also say it doesn't stick to you and you have a fart cloud behind you and someone walks through it, they are going to assume it was you.
5. Say you are listening to your ipod, well you cannot hear things as well, so you let one rip and little did you know it was quite loud, now you are known as that kid who farts. So be careful, just because you cannot hear it does not mean other people cant.

So just remember, just because your walking in the breeze does not always mean it is safe to fart.

Keep It Fresh

Lumberjack

I want to make a song about lumberjacks, and i think i will. You know how everyone has that fantasy of a career that you want to do but never really would do. I am not talking about your dream job, this is more of a job fantasy. Say you never really played football in your life but your fantasy job would be a pro football player. Well for me its a bit different, my fantasy job is to be a lumberjack, just a bad ass wood chopping lumberjack. Oh it would be hard work, but at the end of the day i would go take a hot shower and sit by the fire and eat pot pie with my specially little lumberjane. I do not want to be one of these new age lumberjacks, i want to be straight paul bunion.

Flannel is probably the greatest material ever. I kind of want a flannel suite. It would get hot. i keep using periods. i dont think i like that word, "period". i am sure a lot of people dont, specially girls. eww, new subject.

Lumberjacks have a direct corrolation to bears, so therefore, bears are awesome and so are lumberjacks.

Does anyone remember that show little bear? I do and i want to be just like him, only i want to be bigger and look scarier and eat his stupid turtle friend. So, really nothing like him at all.

I just sent a text and the only thing i put was a smiley, i feel like one of those people now, i will follow that text with an apology now.

Bears and Lumberjacks, Lumberjacks, and Bears

Avatar, Oh Avatar

I hate Avatar. And people are all like you just hate it because everyone likes it, actually incorrect i really dont like it. I tried to like it, saw it in imax 3d and just like as i was watching it before i knew how great it was, i just didnt like it. Like it was a average movie, but it was not as great as people make it out to be. And just because everyone likes it you dont have to fit in and like it.

I am here to spread my message. You should question everything, you people should learn to be more pessimistic. All this happyness is annoying, i enjoy being unhappy so just let me be.

I love coffee a lot, Einsteins bagels has some really good coffee. Starbucks coffee is terrible, it is just kind of gross. I really want to find a cool coffee shop in the boro that i can chill at.

Everyone should pick up the album "Wake Up" by John Legend and The Roots. Okay, i know i may be bias because the roots are my favorite band, but seriously, you want a cd with endless amount of soul and actually a really deep message, and a phat groove. Then this is the shizzy for you.

So i have lemons in my fridge and i really dont know why, and a cabbage. I am really not sure where they came from. One of my friends stole and entire pumpkin from the cafeteria i am not really sure how, but she did.

I really want a plant or a fish for my dorm, is that dumb? please give me your thoughts.

I am sorry my blog is not that entertaining anymore, but uhh its not really about you. So i had to poop when we where having a tornado warning. luckily bathrooms are the safest place to be, but i thought about it usually if there really is a tornado they take all the people and move them into the bathroom, so what if i was in mid turd when a whole bunch of people came in. Now that would be awkward, i am sure it would make a bad first impression on a lot of people, specially if it was a stinker.

Its a Stinker!

Back by Popular Demand: Hippy Histeria

Oh I have had a great day on the national birthday of electric lights. First off, I had a huge test today, probably did not do so well on it but i gave it a shot and thats all that counts? Wrong. So this evening a went to a jazz faculty preformance and they had a guest singer, and he blew my effin mind. He was making weird rat noises and said things like "biggity biggity weeeet weeet". If someone amplified a pig, then stab it with a fork while dipping it in hot sauce, that is just a taste of what this man sounded like. It was fantastic it changed my whole views on music forever.

 ANYWAY, on to the things that people read my blog about, hippies. Oh, how i still dislike them ever so strongly. Its like what is there problem, first the little bastards are sitting then there all standing doing some weird hippy ritual. Its like dont they have homework to do, or do they think that smoking a bowl and playing hacky sack will end world hungry and end homelessness. They think they have such great thoughts, but they dont, there just kind of average people, who sit around and play a C chord on guitar and waste oxygen. Hippy is kind of like another word for bum. Today there was music playing outside my dorm and people where "dancing" if thats what you call it. It was more like a whole bunch of people awkwardly standing in circles like it was some weird elementary barn dance. So the hippies decided it would be awesome to do an acoustic version of NSYNC, there song that is titled "I Want it That Way" or something like that. It was really really weird and i dont think they where wearing shirts, it was a creepy scene. Like learn how to rake leaves or mow grass and stop playing your stupid acoustic guitars, its driving me crazy. How innovative can you get just playing 3 chords over and over again.

All and all, i dont hate hippies at all. I more or less hate the theory of them or the actions they partake in.

Really, the word hippy falls into my vocabulary as people who do things i dont like. So if you decide it to get the awesome idea to piss on my mailbox, your probably a hippy or a douche but that is a whole different blog.

In closing, I ended up driving all the way to Nashville just to get krispy creme donuts, I would say it was quite worth it.

Is This What You Want My Lady FRIEND?

Fantastic Folk

My roomate is about to go to sleep, again. But it was odd I actually talked to him this morning, he sleep all the time I dont get it. All the people I have met are night stalkers, they all stay up late and wake up late. I am sorry I have 8 o clock classes, I am going to try never to take one again but what can you do, at least I get out early everyday, but at what cost is it worth it. I had coffee and its not really doing anything for me, i should have just taken a nap instead. bagels are still the greatest thing in the world, there kind of like donuts only healthier, unless you coat them in cream cheese then they are kind of like donuts that people think are healthy only they are not.

Recently i have found a new love of folk music, I am not sure i go about getting into the folk music scene but i intend to do so. Speaking of which, does folk music even exsist anymore. I was on youtube and i stumbled upon some japanese folk music and it was incredible and it made me want to buy a ficus. I think hippies listen to folk music, which makes it a touchy subject for me, but i guess i can forgive them for crapping all over music.

Today I would like to make a shout out to my lady friend, it is her birthday. I hope it is a magical day for you.

"You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd"

Ideas

I tried to read other peoples blogs, and it is just boring. I mean, as an American I feel the need to be entertained. I hope my blog brings some form of entertainment, and it is just not you sitting here reading about my thoughts or stupid feelings. Does anyone else think facebook is kind of getting out of hand? I mean its a bit ridiculous, I really want to stop using it, but I am so afraid that if I don't I will be disconnected from my peers and the rest of the world. Is that not even stupid for me to say, before I turn off my computer I guarantee you I will check my facebook again. I want to give it up for lent, but thats like giving up my life. I really like using similes, metaphors, and analogies. I met two nice men today, ones name was scott and the other mat, I don't know why I particularly remember these individuals. I really don't think I could write a paper without spell check, does this make me ignorant? I would probably say yes.


Currently thinking of teddy bears and lumberjacks, now I am picturing them fighting, who do you think would win? I think the bear because i mean, come on, its a flippen bear. I wonder in the world if there is a hairless bear, that would be awkward. I would feel bad for that bear, he would probably get sunburnt a lot.

I had such a fantastic night tonight, I won't say what I did, but I will give you a hint: it involves cheese and pointy forks and dipping things.

"Unbroken Promise"

Pathetic Poetry

I am going to write you a little poem about my current state of mind.

My leg is half asleep,
while I lay here counting sheep.


I started to right more but thats all I got.


Using the bathroom at home is the weirdest feeling, its like you remember how it feels as soon as you sit down, but you almost feel out of place. You enjoy the fact that your shower isn't a water hose, but at the same time you miss that tiny communal little spic-it.

Lights Out

Cracker Jacks

So it turns out i just have a sinus infection, not a mono "flare". i have not posted in awhile, mostly because i have nothing to say really. My life is, well you know its going not to bad. i am sitting in my little ducky pajama bottoms and i am just chillin.

Pink Lemonade makes me pee

Mono

I hate mono, it is terrible. Its kind of like leprosy only in the form of oozing pustules. I had mono  about ohhh 6 or 7 months ago i think and it was terrible. The doctor told me that it could randomly flare on me, well i think i am having a "flare". So i am going to try to nap today and eat my chewable viatmen c my mommy gave to me.


So i had to take a shower but the janitor was in there, i hope he knows that his crack was hanging out. If your crack hangs out does that make you a plumber? i am not sure exactly what he was doing, but he wasnt the usually janitor so maybe he was maintence man, or maybe he was covering the guy because he has a day off or soemthing.


My coffee taste like seal urine.

Don't Care At the Current Time....

Experimentation Explotation

I have had an interesting last 7 days or so, I would rather not share on my blog what would happened, just ask me privately if you would really do want to know. Some interesting things I realized sometime life is for living, i do a lot of waiting around, or saying "maybe next time" or "I dont feel like it". Well the thing is when I do take chances I enjoy them.

I cannot wait to shower in my own shower, it shall be the most magical thing of all. There is nothing quite like a shower where you know the water is going to stay one temperature and it doesnt feel like you are showering off using a garden hose.

Lately, I feel very out of place in life, its odd and I am not saying I hate it, its just there has been a lot of change and I hate change and I struggle to deal with it.

I hate how this stupid thing does not auto correct my "i's" into capitol "I" if that makes any sense to you.

I have a policy about how people should wear shirts, well I am currently shirtless and I kind of like it, like I just feel kind of free. So as long as you are not trying to just get girls to want you by being shirtless, then I say go ahead and be shirtless. People today need to learn to be more comfortable with their bodies, now I am not saying I am either but the thing is take what you got and work it. (if only i knew what i was talking about).

So i have just decided i dont care if my "i" is lower case there are bigger things to worry about, if you dont like it i shall try to go back to capotalizing every single one.

New thought i think i am going to capotolize all of them starting now, because I feel like an ignorant lazy American who just does not care so much that he wont even take the time to hit the shift key.

Oh So Sticky.

Ode to Janitors

I would like to salute you janitors, specially the man who janitates my hallway in my dorm building. I noticed a increase in people who where using my favorite toilet, which naturally upset me. Its like when you find a really cool hangout spot that you dont want other people to find out about. I think I just hear the phrase "viagra is raging in sales" and I find that super super funny, I mean if you don't laugh you have issues or cant read, either way I am sorry? As I sit here I think I made that phrase up. Anyway, back to the origanal point, I noticed that someone had defiled my toilet and it thoroughly upset me, then to top it off they clogged it. By the way yes sometimes I am that person who puts toilet paper on the seat first before they sit. But anyway, the next day the paper was restocked and toilet was fresh, next time I see the maintenance man I think I am going to thank him. Although I think talking in the bathroom is kind of a unwritten rule. I found my way into a football game today, it was interesting. I didn't know how to act so I would just say whatever the loudest guy was saying, if the loud guy  said "eff you number 22" I would immediately yell "eff you".

Gold Fish and Crack Cowboys

Bed Head

I woke up this morning, then I fell back asleep only to realize I was missing class so of course I get up and rush over there. It is again, always quite interesting seeing the world without a shower in the morning, it will probably throw my whole day off its ok. It is very nipply outside and I like it. This blog thingy really needs to learn to capitalize 'i' so I dont have to hit the shift key so much. The reason I say this is because if I am going to be stupid enough to write a blog I might as well try to use proper grammar, even though I know I am probably not. Zombieland is a great movie and it always makes me want a twinkie.

Energy Juice

Optamistic Pessimist

I may hate a lot of things, one might say I find the negative in just about everything I do. Well, this statement is very very true. I love hating on things, I dont know why, it has become a problem, but or the first time today I feel like its going to be a good week. Although, I say that and it may turn out to be the worst week of my life. I am very quick to contradict myslef, thats why I have such a hard time properly expressing things to other people. I am starting to not make sense in this blog, in the end I step on my own feet a lot which creates problems for myself. I hate this blog so much, like why am i sitting here blogging, no one cares, no one is going to be like hey i really agree with you on this one. I mean mainly because I only have 2 followers, but at the same time who has the time to sit down and read a blog that is just stupid, so at the same time who finds time to write a blog? I dont like cheese cake, and people find that to be really weird. I dont understand why the minute i told people i had never had apple pie, people started making me eat it. I never see what is so great, well i mean it is amazing, but at the same time its like why should i feel like an outcast because i dont like cheese cake or that i have never read harry potter. I am sure it is a great book, but i just dont have a desire to read it really. I havent eaten all day, i really need to get on that.

Grips and Tipssss

Flippin Hippies

Look I understand if you want to be a hippy, but seriously take your little hippy circle and get the flipper out of my face. They hippy everything up, its like just stop hippying things. Yes hippy is a noun and a verb, like in a sentence: The stupid hippy played hacky sack and hippied the whole place up and then he smoke some bud, and made tie die. I love people, just not wana be hippy bob marley tie die wearing hacky sack playing hipsters. In conclusion hippies are something I will have to learn to live with

Funky Town

To Much Coffee

          I drank coffee because I thought I was going to be up all night. It turns out that it did not take me nearly as long as I thought it would to finish the essay I was writing, I wish i had another week to work on it, I kind of hit a block where I did not know what to do and since it is due tomorrow there really is not time to asses(spelling) what needs to be done. Sometimes I dream of being a great writer, a writer who creates deep metaphors and intricate alliteration. This Friday is flannel Friday, I am very excited this was brought about by my roommate and I. I love planning outfits on certain days, I know its stupid. I am getting off topic this blog is suppose to be about what I think about in the bathroom, well actually i think about all these things in the bathroom. This guy was taking a poop it smelt of sweet tangy taint (that is alliteration). I need to shave, my face. Blogs are stupid, why would people care about what I post? (rhetoric device). This blog is just a metaphor for my attention craving self. Finally, the coffee is wearing off, whenever I drink coffee it makes me poop.
             Do you ever just want to shower just because you do not feel good or just feel icky, well i feel like that every night, but its such a waste to take two showers a day. That is really a horrible thing to do, there are people who do not get warm water or cold water for that matter. How can I sit there and complain about how my shower gets hot and cold? I think I just had an epiphany. It kind of put things into perspective when you sit back and look at the whole  picture, I guess sometimes I have to take my head and yank it out of my own anal canal just long enough to realize the world does not revolve around things. Could it be that I am what I hate? ahhhhh nahhh. I love myself, I have flaws and I am working on those flaws. I think tomorrow I may sing in the shower, studies show it helps you wake up and have a proactive day, I actually just made that up. I will wikipedia that later, they will know the truth (get it). I think I am going to stop pointing out my own stupid jokes, or is me doing that really a joke within a joke? This has been a really long post, I want some toast, I wish i was a tv host.

Sandwich

Its To Early

Already I have just had a very strange day, I am  not sure why it seems strange it just does. I decided to sleep in this morning so I missed my morning shower. You know how people act completely different when there drunk? well I find myself acting completely different without a shower. It is weird i feel like I hear and see things completely different than when I do take a shower. So my new morning alarm is my roomate talking to his girl friend(or i think they may be one a break) on the phone at 7 am. I am very confused as to what in the sam hell they are talking about. After my first period i took a poop, usually I look to see if there is a proper amount of toilet tissue there before I start well, I decided to just go for it. Thank the lord that in the end there was enough paper, i got down to the last sheet, it kind of made my day. currently my room smells like burnt sweaty popcorn, if you are wondering what that smells like get a sweaty guy and rub popcorn on him then waft, I think its something like that.

Well, till next time, I am Jeff

Great Day

I sat down on the John for my morning business and the window by the toilet was opened, nothing like a cool breeze while you are making some stew. I love today, for the weather is fair and dandy, i hope there are more days like this to come. I know i only have one follower and all this seems pointless writing but maybe one day i will have 3 or maybe 4 followers

Hugs and Kisses

Back to School

I am back in my dorm, when i went into the bathroom the window was closed in my favorite stall, it makes me kind of sad. I have been making new friends, i met a gay guy. Well i think he is gay, not that i have anything against that, but gay guys get you a lot of chicks so i am hoping thats what he does. I dread the coming day, but whatever it will all be ok.