What I Did Last Night

Ok, so here is the thing. I could not sleep last night. So i decided to document everything i did from 1230 till 130 in the morning. Here we go.

12:30am laying on the floor, on facebook.

12:45 thinking about going to sleep, decide it i do not want to.

1:00am try to sleep.

1:01am try to get into sleep bag.

1:02am realize i am to hot.

1:05am try to making a good sleeping area.

1:06am try to get comfortable

1:15am find a bug on next to me!

1:16am extract bug from sleeping area

1:18am check sleeping area for bugs.

1:20am cant sleep for fear of more bugs.

1:21am devices a new plan to try to sleep.

1:23am smell of poop in the air, need to open the window.

1:24am decided i cannot open window.

1:25am no bugs, still scared, still smell poop, still cant crack window.

1:44am fall asleep.

Can't Sleep

since i cant sleep i decided i should make a blog post, because i am bored. And somewhere in my mind i think that blogging is actually a productive thing to do.

i feel bad because i dont follow other peoples blogs, but really i dont have the attentino span to read them, so i would just be in a way lying saying that i am following them when really i am not following them at all.

that is a weird way of putting it "following" like what the heck, as if the whole world became stalkers or something, i dont want to "follow" anyone. I mean I know they dont mean it litterally but it kind of sounds weird when you think about it. Like facebook is super weird, everyone facebook stalks, its weird, but what else can ya do?

why is everyone sleeping, i really dont understand. are they going to wake up at 8 o clock or something? what the heck can you do at 8 o clock in the morning, i mean its thanks giving sleep in till 2 and make other people get up and make food, then by the time you wake up the food will be read you will drink some coffee stuff your face take a nap then go party it up.

I know its not a bad thing but i kind of look at it as one, i cant lie. I can never lie, yeah of course i have lied and not told the truth but when it comes down to it, i really am mostly honest. i just cannot do it, if people really want to know the truth i am going to tell them. It just makes sense. Although i think our country is kind of built on lies. Like Global warming, its all just a lie to get consumers to try to by eco friendly goods for there household. Which is stupid and selfish, people should want to recycle because they know its good for the environment just because Al Gore tells them to.

NyQuil 

Philosophy Time

Ok, so recently i have come up with a theory, there is nothing i want more to just float. And i am not talking about in the ocean or something like that, i am talking about just going up chillin' on a cloud and just floating, just floating. You may think wow that is really boring, but no, no it is not, i dont want to think about anything i dont want to worry about anything i just want to float  and not have to worry about it.

ok my next blog is going to be about how much i hate snuggies, so be ready.

"float like a butterfly..."

Been Awhile

Its has been awhile since i have made a post. My life feels really confusing, but is it that confusing? I cannot wait for the holidays, they are the most magical time of the year. But, the holiday blog will be coming soon, just not yet.

I was showering the other morning, and somehow a fly landed inside the shower. He didnt harass me like most flies he just chilled in there. I decided his name shall be simmon (i really like that name). So the next day another fly landed into the shower, along with simmon and i named him jefferey. so  there was one more and his name was gilbert. They where my three little friends, everytime i was in the bathroom they where there to chillin. Till one day, simmon, was found in the toilet. I didnt know what to do, the toilet was filled with urine and there was no way to revive him.

I thought the best way to honor him, was to pee on him and flush him away!

Goodbye Simmon! you shall be missed

*tear

Don't Get It

I dont really understand people, you would think since i am a person i would understand them. But the thing is i really just dont.

One Love

Bunk Beds, More Like Junk Beds

I do not like bunk beds
I do not like bunks beds

I would not like them here or there,
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

I would not, could not like them in a car.

I would not like them in a tree, not in a car
Just let me be!

I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car!
Let me be!

I would not, could not, like them in the dark.

I would not, could not, like them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them cant you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there,
I will not like them anywhere.

I would not, could not, like them with a goat
I would not, could not, like them with a boat


I would not, could not, like them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
You let me be.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there,
I will not like them ANYWHERE!

If you let me be, I will try them, You will see.

Say!, I like bunk beds.
I do! I like them.
And I would like them with a boat.
And I would like them with a goat.

I would like them in the rain
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will like them in a box.
And I will like them with a fox
And I will like them in a house.
And I will like them with a mouse.
And I will like them here or there
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

Green Eggs and Ham (Remix)
Dr. Seuss

A Squeezer in the Breezer

What is a squeezer in the breezer? Well i shall tell you, it is a fart committed while walking. Farting while walking can be a very dangerous task i shall outline a list of pros and cons for you, these are all things i have experienced first hand.

Pros:
1. if you do it while walking no one is quite sure who farted.
2. The smell will disperse quickly, and if you have a fast pace you may not even get a wiff
3. If there is a lot of hustle and bustle, you can let it rip.

Cons:
1. If you are in a group, people may be quick to blame you
2. If it is loud you risk the chance of someone hearing.
3. Say it is not windy that day and you lay one out, it may stick to you and follow you.
4. Also say it doesn't stick to you and you have a fart cloud behind you and someone walks through it, they are going to assume it was you.
5. Say you are listening to your ipod, well you cannot hear things as well, so you let one rip and little did you know it was quite loud, now you are known as that kid who farts. So be careful, just because you cannot hear it does not mean other people cant.

So just remember, just because your walking in the breeze does not always mean it is safe to fart.

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