What is a squeezer in the breezer? Well i shall tell you, it is a fart committed while walking. Farting while walking can be a very dangerous task i shall outline a list of pros and cons for you, these are all things i have experienced first hand.
Pros:
1. if you do it while walking no one is quite sure who farted.
2. The smell will disperse quickly, and if you have a fast pace you may not even get a wiff
3. If there is a lot of hustle and bustle, you can let it rip.
Cons:
1. If you are in a group, people may be quick to blame you
2. If it is loud you risk the chance of someone hearing.
3. Say it is not windy that day and you lay one out, it may stick to you and follow you.
4. Also say it doesn't stick to you and you have a fart cloud behind you and someone walks through it, they are going to assume it was you.
5. Say you are listening to your ipod, well you cannot hear things as well, so you let one rip and little did you know it was quite loud, now you are known as that kid who farts. So be careful, just because you cannot hear it does not mean other people cant.
So just remember, just because your walking in the breeze does not always mean it is safe to fart.
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