To Much Coffee

          I drank coffee because I thought I was going to be up all night. It turns out that it did not take me nearly as long as I thought it would to finish the essay I was writing, I wish i had another week to work on it, I kind of hit a block where I did not know what to do and since it is due tomorrow there really is not time to asses(spelling) what needs to be done. Sometimes I dream of being a great writer, a writer who creates deep metaphors and intricate alliteration. This Friday is flannel Friday, I am very excited this was brought about by my roommate and I. I love planning outfits on certain days, I know its stupid. I am getting off topic this blog is suppose to be about what I think about in the bathroom, well actually i think about all these things in the bathroom. This guy was taking a poop it smelt of sweet tangy taint (that is alliteration). I need to shave, my face. Blogs are stupid, why would people care about what I post? (rhetoric device). This blog is just a metaphor for my attention craving self. Finally, the coffee is wearing off, whenever I drink coffee it makes me poop.
             Do you ever just want to shower just because you do not feel good or just feel icky, well i feel like that every night, but its such a waste to take two showers a day. That is really a horrible thing to do, there are people who do not get warm water or cold water for that matter. How can I sit there and complain about how my shower gets hot and cold? I think I just had an epiphany. It kind of put things into perspective when you sit back and look at the whole  picture, I guess sometimes I have to take my head and yank it out of my own anal canal just long enough to realize the world does not revolve around things. Could it be that I am what I hate? ahhhhh nahhh. I love myself, I have flaws and I am working on those flaws. I think tomorrow I may sing in the shower, studies show it helps you wake up and have a proactive day, I actually just made that up. I will wikipedia that later, they will know the truth (get it). I think I am going to stop pointing out my own stupid jokes, or is me doing that really a joke within a joke? This has been a really long post, I want some toast, I wish i was a tv host.

Sandwich

Its To Early

Already I have just had a very strange day, I am  not sure why it seems strange it just does. I decided to sleep in this morning so I missed my morning shower. You know how people act completely different when there drunk? well I find myself acting completely different without a shower. It is weird i feel like I hear and see things completely different than when I do take a shower. So my new morning alarm is my roomate talking to his girl friend(or i think they may be one a break) on the phone at 7 am. I am very confused as to what in the sam hell they are talking about. After my first period i took a poop, usually I look to see if there is a proper amount of toilet tissue there before I start well, I decided to just go for it. Thank the lord that in the end there was enough paper, i got down to the last sheet, it kind of made my day. currently my room smells like burnt sweaty popcorn, if you are wondering what that smells like get a sweaty guy and rub popcorn on him then waft, I think its something like that.

Well, till next time, I am Jeff

Great Day

I sat down on the John for my morning business and the window by the toilet was opened, nothing like a cool breeze while you are making some stew. I love today, for the weather is fair and dandy, i hope there are more days like this to come. I know i only have one follower and all this seems pointless writing but maybe one day i will have 3 or maybe 4 followers

Hugs and Kisses

Back to School

I am back in my dorm, when i went into the bathroom the window was closed in my favorite stall, it makes me kind of sad. I have been making new friends, i met a gay guy. Well i think he is gay, not that i have anything against that, but gay guys get you a lot of chicks so i am hoping thats what he does. I dread the coming day, but whatever it will all be ok.