Bunk Beds, More Like Junk Beds

I do not like bunk beds
I do not like bunks beds

I would not like them here or there,
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

I would not, could not like them in a car.

I would not like them in a tree, not in a car
Just let me be!

I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.

Not in a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car!
Let me be!

I would not, could not, like them in the dark.

I would not, could not, like them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them cant you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there,
I will not like them anywhere.

I would not, could not, like them with a goat
I would not, could not, like them with a boat


I would not, could not, like them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
You let me be.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not like them here or there,
I will not like them ANYWHERE!

If you let me be, I will try them, You will see.

Say!, I like bunk beds.
I do! I like them.
And I would like them with a boat.
And I would like them with a goat.

I would like them in the rain
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will like them in a box.
And I will like them with a fox
And I will like them in a house.
And I will like them with a mouse.
And I will like them here or there
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

Green Eggs and Ham (Remix)
Dr. Seuss